tattoo your ad logo etc on 1 of 3 spots on my
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tattoo your ad, logo, etc. on 1 of 3 spots on my body..
Your design on my head, back, or chest for 5 years.
tattoo your ad, logo, etc. on 1 of 3 spots on my body..
Start Price USD 14,500.00
Current Price USD 14,500.00
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Start Time Saturday, October 04, 2008
End Time Tuesday, October 14, 2008
Location Austin, TX

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I am selling one of three different areas on my body for the purpose of advertisement, or the like, to be applied by tattoo, and to last the duration of 5 years. One is my chest, in between my nipples; an area 7" wide, and approximately 6" high.Another is my back, in between my shoulder blades; an area 9" wide and 6" high.The last is the crown/back of my head; approximately 5.5" x 5". If my head is selected, it will remain shaved for the duration of the contract.If my back or chest is the one preferred by the auction winner, although I alreadylike to walk about with out a shirt on, we will make the contract state, if you so desire, that for no less than 300 hours a year I will remain topless in public. (For those that need it: That's 3 hours a day for one hundred days out of three-hundred sixty-five, plus about quarter day.)If you would like to purchase more than one of the spaces available on my body, you must, of course, first win this auction. Then an amount being 80% of the auctions' winning price will be added onto the winning total for each additional spot chosen for the 5 year duration.If you are the winner, you also have the option to extend the contract time by doubling it, bringing the total to 10 years; the cost of which will be 70% of the final total, to be added onto itself.The cost of the tattoo(s) is NOT included in the bidding price. That is something the winner of the auction will have to cover separately. The specific details we will work out upon this auction coming to a close. I have set a time allocation of 10 days in which I have to complete the task of getting the winners design tattooed to their chosen location on my body. The 10 days time-limit for application shall not be exceeded unless it is deemed necessary by a trained, professional tattoo artist, for the sake of successfully, and appropriately completing the chosen design. In which case the contract's time of 5 years shall begin immediately upon full completion of the tattoo.________________________________________________________________Now for some information about myself:I am a 24 year old male. I'm about 5' 10" & around 150 lbs.I am a fairly active individual; I play guitar, as well as attempt to play other instruments, and enjoy recording what I come up with; I am a juggler, and also do a few other random types of performance-ish stuff, every now and again; when weather permits, I often like to go for a swim. So I'm generally pretty active, and out in public quite a bit.I currently live in Austin, Texas, which I consider me 'home-base' but like to ocasionally travel. So during the next five to ten years I'll probably be in a fewother good size U.S. cities; Portland, Baltimore, New York, Branson, the Asheville area, and the list goes on.I'm married to a lovely woman who is currently learning to juggle; I can't wait til we are passing clubs together; I don't think it will be much longer till we are.I'll be happy to answer any more questions for you, just let me know what you would like to know, and I'll do my best to get you a good answer. By the way, STRICTLY NO PROFANITY!I will not tattoo anything vulgar to myself. How about Weird, bizarre, unusual, retardedly goofy, etc.??Sure!!But I do interact with kids on a regular basis. Even though I don't juggle strictly for kids often, when you're practicing in a park, there's going to be a fewcurious tikes about. I also have a niece and nephew who will see me regularly. So anything that wouldn't be right for a kid to see, I won't get.After all, the point is it to have the ad, logo, etc. seen in public, right?Alright, take care, people, and let me know if there's any other info I can get you.Happy E-baying!!~T.On Sep-23-08 at 14:21:23 PDT, seller added the following information:You can choose to have whatever you want tattooed to my head, chest, back, or any combination of those. I will be out in public a fair amount, and will make sure your ad/logo/etc. is seen a very fair amount for the duration of the five year contract.Let me know if you have any questions or concerns. This is a real deal, and I want to make any potential auction winner as comfortable as possible. So if you have a question, speak up, we'll make sure all the details are covered, and in writing!

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