Vintage Saline Breast Implants Lovingly used and frequently caressed for 20 years Start Price USD 25,000.00 Current Price USD 25,000.00 Time Left - Bid Count 0 Buy It Now Price - Reserve Price - Start Time Friday, July 04, 2008 End Time Friday, July 11, 2008 Location San Jose, California See more about 'Vintage Saline Breast Implants' Description Never before on eBay… ...lovingly used and frequently caressed Saline Breast Implants OK, the time has come to replace my aging saline implants. Believe it or not they were in my teeny body for 20 years! Be the first to own a pair of vintage saline implants to display as you see fit. Can’t imagine that anyone would even consider re-implanting them but must warn you that’s against eBay’s policy (and my intentions). Implants purchased on eBay must be used outside the body. So, use them in your newest juggling act, on your desk as a distraction for those you’d rather not converse with or as la pièce de résistance in your growing collection of world’s rarest and most utterly unique items. These saline breast implants were treated with kid gloves for more than 20 years and saw me through good times and bad. They’ve witnessed the nursing of our two wonderful sons and one that I was blessed to bring in to this world as a surrogate. They've danced with me on bar tables in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico, scuba-dived off the picturesque coast of Phuket, Thailand and rode the Wilwasserbahn in Germany's Phantasialand. They've been front and center as I endured the painful task of bidding final farewells to many close family members and friends. Unfortunately, I had to take them out as years of breast-feeding and riding life's roller coaster took taken their toll (on my breasts not the implants) and I’m looking to accommodate this mid-life crisis I’m enduring! Your bid will not only help to give me a much need lift (I’m going silicone this time round) but pay for cheek implants (think upper not lower). Yes this is truly a time where I have to make lemonade with all the lemons life’s handing me. I’d give you the whole story but what it really boils down to is you helping a wonderfully compassionate, intelligent, witty and energetic mom get a long-overdue refresher. The picture you see is obviously a before. Winning bidder will have the option of seeing the whole transformation (i.e., before, during and after) in the media of their choice (picture or video). I’m not willing to show the picture of the implants themselves in this listing as that’s the whole allure to this auction…. finding out what a pair of vintage saline breast implants look like (we’ve all seen the pre-implanted state…) So don’t hesitate… get what no one else has ever received. Saline implants that hadn’t seen the light of day in over 20 years. Twenty years! Wonder what they look like? Be the first to find out! Place a Bid!