My Key: screw me over for college Start Price USD 30.00 Current Price USD 30.00 Time Left - Bid Count 0 Buy It Now Price - Reserve Price - Start Time Monday, August 18, 2008 End Time Saturday, August 23, 2008 Location Scranton, SC See more about 'My Key: screw me over for college' Description Hi, this is Mikey...forgive me for using a really stupid pun in the title of this listing.  Let's make this short and sweet... I'm a broke college guy and I decided to hi-jack my cousin's Ebay account to make some money.  Make me the top of list... I just applied for college and now owe $4800 in student loans.  So I am willing to sell the key to my 1994 Ford Thunderbird (aka thundercougarfalconbird). Wouldn't you like to have the satisfaction of knowing that because you made the purchase I can't get into the trunk of my car.  I don't have any other copies so I won't be able to use them... too broke to make a copy and I don't have a trunk button so screw me over... PLEASE!!!!  I need you to win the bid so I can drive to school and back. Make me look like an idiot, I don't care anymore.  Also, if you buy this key and live in SC try it on a burgundy Thunderbird; who knows... it might just be mine, and who knows what treasures you will find.  Last time I looked the trunk was chock full of such goodies as: USED SOCKS, A CAR AMPLIFIER, SWEAT-STAINED HATS, AND DIRT, lots of DIRT!!!!!  Help me, help you, screw me over (as long as old thundy lasts).  Act now and I will include one personalized thank you note (on a Burger King napkin). Place a Bid!