MAGIC SPELL 17TH CENT FRENCH WITCH MOST POTENT SORCERY! mr roddy voodoo love spell money spell money back proof Start Price USD 39.95 Current Price USD 39.95 Time Left - Bid Count 0 Buy It Now Price - Reserve Price - Start Time Tuesday, August 26, 2008 End Time Friday, September 05, 2008 Location Phoenix, AZ See more about 'MAGIC SPELL 17TH CENT FRENCH WITCH MOST POTENT SORCERY!' Description   ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE MYSELF. I AM MR. RODDY, SPIRIT CHANNELER PAR EXCELLENCE! MY SPECIALTY IS TRULY UNUSUAL. I CHANNEL THE DEPARTED SPIRITS OF ANCIENT SORCERERS, WITCHES, MYSTICS AND OCCULTISTS OF EVERY STRIPE. IN THE PAST, MAGIC WAS A REALITY! TODAY, OUR SENSIBILITIES REGARDING UNSEEN POWERS HAS BEEN BRUSHED ASIDE; BUT AGES AGO, EVEN JUST A HUNDRED YEARS AGO IN SOME PARTS OF THE WORLD, AND PERHAPS EVEN TO THIS DAY IN A FEW PLACES, MAGIC WAS VERY MUCH ALIVE, AND A PART OF THE LIFE OF THE PEOPLE AND THEIR CULTURE. THIS IS TRUE UNIVERSALLY, ANYWHERE YOU MIGHT CARE TO LOOK IN THE WORLD. BUT THAT WAS IN THE PAST! TRUE, TO THIS DAY THERE ARE MANY GIFTED PEOPLE: PSYCHICS AND SPELL CASTERS OF EVERY ILK, BUT DO YOU THINK FOR EVEN ONE SECOND THAT THEIR POWERS CAN MATCH--OR EVEN COME CLOSE TO--THE POWERS OF THESE GRAND MAGICIANS OF THE PAST? THESE MEN AND WOMEN WEILDED ENORMOUS POWER IN THE COMMUNITIES WHERE THEY RESIDED, FOR GOOD OR FOR ILL, DEPENDING ON THEIR INCLINATIONS TO HELP OR TO HARM! CONSIDER THIS: ALL THROUGHOUT EUROPE DURING THE MIDDLE AGES, MANY GIFTED WOMEN (AND SOME MEN) WERE BURNED AT THE STAKE FOR PRACTICING WITCHCRAFT. THE FACT THAT THIS HAPPENED TO THOUSANDS OF UNFORTUNATE PEOPLE OVER THE COURSE OF CENTURIES IS COMMON KNOWLEDGE. YET IF I TOLD A JUDGE AND JURY TODAY, THAT AN UNFRIENDLY WITCH HAD RUINED MY CROPS, OR CAST EVIL SPELLS OVER ME, OR DESTROYED MY LIFE SOMEHOW, I WOULD BE LAUGHED AT (UPROARIOUSLY SO)! MAYBE I WOULD BE IMPLICATED AS A CANDIDATE FOR SOME SERIOUS PSYCHOLOGICAL INTERVENTION. WHY IS IT THAT THE WITCHES OF THE PAST SUFFERED SUCH HORRIBLE FATES AT THE MEREST SUGGESTION THAT THEY HAD CAUSED MISCHIEF IN THEIR COMMUNITY? WERE THOSE PEOPLE REALLY SO DIFFERENT FROM US? AFTER ALL, THEY ATE, SLEPT, WORKED AND PLAYED JUST LIKE WE DO. THEY HOPED, DREAMED, LOVED AND PRAYED. ARE WE REALLY TO BELIEVE THAT THEY WERE ALL--EVEN EDUCATED MEN LIKE JUDGES AND SO FORTH--BACKWARDS PEOPLE SUFFERING FROM MEDIEVAL SUPERSTITIONS? ISN’T THIS WHAT WE HAVE BEEN TAUGHT TO BELIEVE? THAT FOR HUNDREDS AND EVEN THOUSANDS OF YEARS, THROUGHOUT MUCH OF WORLD HISTORY IN FACT, PEOPLE HAD NO COMMON SENSE AT ALL, AND ALL ANYONE HAD TO DO WAS POINT AT SOME POOR, UNFORTUNATE WRETCH, CALL HER A WITCH, AND IT WAS A DONE DEAL: BURNING AT THE STAKE, OR SOME SIMILAR FATE! COULD IT BE--JUST MAYBE--THAT THESE WITCHES AND SORCERERS HARBORED SUCH ENORMOUS POTENCY IN THEIR CRAFT THAT THEY COULD HOLD ENTIRE COMMUNITIES IN AWE--AND YES SOMETIMES FEAR--OF THEIR POWERS? THAT PERHAPS THE SPELLS CAST BY SUCH MAGICALLY CHARGED MEN AND WOMEN WERE SO STRONG THAT EVEN THE SKEPTICAL COULD NOT DENY THEM THEIR EFFECTIVENESS? I WAS CONVINCED BY A DEAR FRIEND RECENTLY TO OFFER MY UNPARALLELED SERVICES TO THE “EBAY” COMMUNITY. QUITE HONESTLY, I HARDLY EVEN KNEW WHAT “EBAY” WAS! COMPUTERS ARE NOT REALLY MY THING (I AM A BIT “BEFORE THEIR TIME,” YOU MIGHT SAY!) MY SPECIALTY OF CHANNELING SPIRITS OF LONG-DEPARTED PRACTITIONERS OF THE ‘”CRAFT” HAS BEEN USED TO GREAT EFFECT IN THE PERSONAL LIVES OF MANY PEOPLE ACROSS THE USA AND EUROPE; MY SERVICES ARE QUITE IN DEMAND, BUT THE WORKLOAD HAS BEEN HECTIC! DEAR READER, PLEASE UNDERSTAND THAT A TRANCE STATE IS NECESSARY FOR ME TO ENABLE CONTACT WITH THESE DEPARTED MASTERS… IT TAKES QUITE A LOT OUT OF ME, AND AT MY AGE, IT IS IMPERATIVE THAT I DO NOT “OVERDO IT.” NEVERTHELESS, I AM NOW, MORE THAN EVER BEFORE, AT THE HEIGHT OF MY POWERS! HOW TO HELP THE MOST PEOPLE POSSIBLE, WITHOUT OVERLOADING THE CIRCUITRY, SO TO SPEAK? HENCE CAME FORTH THIS SUGGESTION (FROM A DEAR FRIEND, WHO KNOWS THIS “INTERNET” THING BETTER THAN I DO!) THAT I CONSIDER OFFERING MY PEERLESS SERVICES OVER THE INTERNET. AT FIRST, I THOUGHT HIS SUGGESTION WAS UTTERLY ABSURD… BUT AFTER MUCH DISCUSSION AND PERSONAL REFLECTION ON THE SUBJECT, I COULD SEE THE LOGIC IN IT. NO MORE TRAVELING, NO MORE PRIVATE CONSULTATIONS, (AND I HAVE BEEN DECRYING THOSE, FOR A NUMBER OF PERSONAL REASONS, IN RECENT YEARS), NO MORE WINING (AND WHINING!) AND DINING, NO MORE!!! MY GOAL IS, AND ALWAYS HAS BEEN, TO ASSIST AS MANY PEOPLE AS POSSIBLE, IN THE MOST EFFECTIVE WAY POSSIBLE. THIS “INTERNET” THING MIGHT WELL PROVE TO BE THE TICKET! I CAN HARDLY IMAGINE A MORE EFFICIENT MEANS WHEREBY I CAN USE MY KNOWLEDGE AND POWER TO OFFER ASSISTANCE TO THE WIDEST SWATH OF HUMANITY POSSIBLE. THIS IS MY TALENT AND WISH: TO ASSIST YOU, DEAR READER, IN ANY WAY THAT I CAN. BUT YOU MUST UNDERSTAND AND RESPECT THAT I HAVE SET UP A NUMBER OF LIMITS, IN ORDER NOT TO “CRASH” THE CIRCUITRY. I AM OFFERING ONE VERY SIMPLE SERVICE: SPELLCASTING, OF ANY TYPE, WITH 100% GUARANTEED SUCCESS. WHAT I DO NOT DO IS CONTACT DECEASED RELATIVES, PREDICT THE FUTURE, OR PUT HEXES OR CURSES ON OTHERS. AND ALTHOUGH I AM THE NECESSARY MEDIUM FOR SUCCESS, THESE SPELLS ARE ONLY CAST AFTER A TRANCE STATE HAS BEEN INDUCED IN ME, AND I HAVE CONTACTED ONE OF MY “STALWARTS.” THE VERY NATURE OF THE PROCEDURE LIMITS ME TO ONLY A FEW CONSULTATIONS PER DAY. THEREFORE IT IS IMPERATIVE THAT YOU ARE BOTH SPECIFIC IN YOUR REQUEST AND TO-THE-POINT. ALSO, BE REALISTIC! IF YOU WISH TO HAVE A SPELL CAST WHICH WILL ENABLE YOU TO BECOME THE RICHEST PERSON ON EARTH BY TOMORROW 9 A.M., I CAN MOST CERTAINLY ASSURE YOU THIS WILL NOT HAPPEN. YOU WILL NEVER RECEIVE SILLY LIES AND PROMISES FROM ME THAT HAVE NO MERIT. IN THE CASE OF THE AFOREMENTIONED, A “MONEY” SPELL, THE PAST MASTER WILL BE CONTACTED, THE SPELL WILL BE CAST, AND YOUR SITUATION WILL UNDOUBTEDLY IMPROVE. THAT IS AS SPECIFIC AS ANY MONEY SPELL CAN BE, BUT IT WORKS AND YOU WILL SEE THE RESULTS. THE SAME WITH LOVE SPELLS, HEALTH SPELLS, ETC. ETC. ONE THING I DO NOT ENGAGE IN IS SPELLS THAT ARE EVIL OR INTENDED TO HARM OTHERS. I AM QUITE CAPABLE OF PRODUCING SUCH RESULTS, BUT THE KARMIC DEBT IS TOO GREAT, BY MY ESTIMATION. PLEASE TAKE ANY REQUESTS FOR BLACK MAGIC ELSEWHERE. I BEGAN MY APPRENTICESHIP IN THE ART OF MAGIC MANY, MANY YEARS AGO. EVEN AS A BOY, I WAS IN CONTACT WITH PAST MASTERS THROUGH TRANCE STATE. IT WAS A FRIEND OF THE FAMILY WHO SAW THIS POTENTIAL IN ME, AND ASSURED MY NERVOUS MOTHER THAT ALL WAS WELL, I WAS JUST “GIFTED.” THIS WOMAN, (SOMETHING OF A WITCH HERSELF!) HELPED TO GUIDE ME AND PROTECT ME ALONG THIS MYSTIC PATH FOR THE FIRST SEVERAL YEARS. OVER TIME, I DEVELOPED A STABLE OF “STALWART SPIRITS,” AS I LIKE TO CALL THEM, SEVEN IN NUMBER, WHOSE POWER AND CONSISTENCY IN SPELLCRAFT HAVE HELPED ME TO HELP OTHERS. WHATEVER IT IS THAT YOU, DEAR READER, DESIRE WILL BE ACHIEVED WITH THE DIRECT ASSISTANCE OF ONE OF MY “STALWARTS.” THERE IS NO OTHER WAY. I CANNOT ENACT SPELLS OF SUCH PROFOUND EFFICIENCY MYSELF, NOR CAN ANYONE. AS I BELIEVE I HAVE MADE CLEAR, THESE PAST MASTERS LIVED IN GLORIOUS TIMES, WHEN MAGIC WAS UNDERSTOOD AS REALITY BY ESSENTIALLY EVERYONE. IF THEY WERE PRESENT IN THE FLESH TODAY, AND IN SUFFICIENT NUMBERS, WE WOULD BE LIVING IN QUITE A MAGICAL REALITY OURSELVES! BUT OVER THE CENTURIES, THEIR WISDOM AND POTENCY HAS BEEN WATERED DOWN TO NEARLY NOTHING BY SO MANY INQUISITIONS AND NON-BELIEVERS. THE ONLY WAY THEREFORE TO ENACT SPELLS OF GREAT POTENCY AND EFFECTIVENESS IN THIS DAY AND AGE, IS THROUGH THE DIRECT CHANNELING OF THE BEINGS RESPONSIBLE FOR THEM IN THE PAST! DO YOU UNDERSTAND? THE SEVEN STALWARTS ARE: 1.) MADAME SUZETTE DE LA FLEUR. THIS REMARKABLE WOMAN WAS A 17TH CENTURY FRENCH WITCH AND HEALER. HER SPECIALITIES ARE LOVE SPELLS, BEAUTY SPELLS, HEALTH SPELLS, SEX SPELLS, HAPPINESS SPELLS, SPELLS PERTAINING TO THE HOME AND PROPERTY, SPELLS PERTAINING TO ANIMALS, AND COUNTER HEXES. NEVERTHELESS, SHE IS PROFICIENT AT ANY TYPE OF SPELL! 2.) HENRI LE BOUF. THIS GENTLE SOUL WAS A 19TH CENTURY HAITIAN IMMIGRANT TO NEW ORLEANS, AND A MASTER VOODOOIST. WHILE THIS IS NOT AN AREA OF GREAT KNOWLEDGE FOR ME, MY CONTACT WITH MR. LE BOUF IS OF LONG-STANDING, AND I CAN ASSURE YOU HIS SPELLCASTING IS SECOND TO NONE! HE SPECIALIZES IN MONEY SPELLS, GAMBLING SPELLS, FRIENDSHIP SPELLS, SPELLS PERTAINING TO BUSINESS AMBITIONS, SPELLS PERTAINING TO TRAVEL, SPELLS PERTAINING TO BLOOD RELATIVES. NEVERTHELESS, HE IS PROFICIENT AT ANY TYPE OF SPELL! 3.) SEBASTIAN HEATON. THIS EXTRAORDINARY INDIVIDUAL WAS A 16TH CENTURY ELIZABETHAN CONJURER AND NECROMANCER. HE SPECIALIZES IN WEALTH SPELLS, SPELLS TO AQUIRE GOLD AND PRECIOUS GEMS, SPELLS PERTAINING TO THE DISSOLUTION OF CONFLICTS, SPELLS PERTAINING TO THE ACQUISITION OF PROPERTY, SPELLS TO WARD OF DEMONIC SPIRITS AND THEIR INFLUENCES, SPELLS TO COMBAT ALCOHOLISM AND OTHER ADDICTIONS, SPELLS TO MAINTAIN ONE‘S SAFETY AND SAFE RETURN DURING TRAVEL. NEVERTHELESS, HE IS PROFICIENT AT ANY TYPE OF SPELL! 4.) STANISLAS VLADOSTOVICH. THIS FINE SOUL WAS A 19TH CENTURY RUSSIAN MYSTIC. HE SPECIALIZES IN SPELLS TO MAINTAIN ONE’S VIRILITY, SPELLS TO CURE LONELINESS, SPELLS TO CURE BALDNESS, SPELLS PERTAINING TO INCREASING ONE’S GENERAL VITALITY, SPELLS TO HELP INCREASE KNOWLEDGE OF ANY SUBJECT, SPELLS TO WARD OFF ENEMIES, SPELLS TO FIGHT DISEASES. NEVERTHELESS, HE IS PROFICIENT AT ANY TYPE OF SPELL! 5.) NEBIBIT. ANCIENT EGYPTIAN SORCERESS, SHE LIVED DURING THE TIME OF THE PHAROAHS. HER SPELLS ARE PARTICULARY EFFECTIVE IN MATTERS OF LOVE AND MONEY. NEVERTHELESS, SHE IS PROFICIENT AT ANY TYPE OF SPELL! 6.) AMITOLA. NATIVE AMERICAN SORCERESS, SHE LIVED IN THE CENTURY AFTER THE SPANISH CONQUEST. HER SPECIALITIES ARE SPELLS PERTAINING TO KEEPING THINGS SECRET, HIDING WEALTH AND ARTIFACTS, GAINING HIDDEN KNOWLEDGE, SPELLS TO EXCEL IN ANY ENDEAVOR, SPELLS PERTAINING TO THWARTING OTHER SORCERERS AND THEIR SPELLS. NEVERTHELESS, SHE IS PROFICIENT AT ANY TYPE OF SPELL! 7.) YIXIAN. 8TH CENTURY CHINESE TAOIST AND ALCHEMIST. HIS SPECIALITIES ARE SPELLS PERTAINING TO SEXUAL MATTERS, SPELLS TO INCREASE ONE’S VITALITY AND STRENGTH, SPELLS TO IMPROVE INTELLIGENCE, GAMBLING SPELLS, SPELLS TO LOCATE HIDDEN OBJECTS, SPELLS TO BRING PEACE OR HAPPINESS. NEVERTHELSS, HE IS PROFICIENT AT ANY TYPE OF SPELL!     THE PROCEDURE I MUST, OF COURSE, CHARGE FOR THESE SPELLS. THE COST IS HIGH, BUT MY SUCCESS RATE IS 100%, AS YOU WILL SOON SEE FOR YOURSELF, SO IT IS MONEY WELL-SPENT. THE BASIC FEE PER SPELL IS $199. THIS IS MY INTRODUCTORY RATE FOR EBAY CUSTOMERS. (SPECIAL!!! $39.95 BUY IT NOW SEPTEMBER ONLY!) IN THE PAST I HAVE BEEN PAID AS MUCH AS THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS FOR SPELLS FROM A FEW WEALTHY AMERICAN AND EUROPEAN CLIENTS. I HAVE SET UP A NUMBER OF “BUY IT NOW” OR “BEST OFFER” LISTINGS. I ASK FOR THE FULL AMOUNT, BUT AM WILLING TO BEND WHERE SERIOUS FINANCIAL LIMITATIONS ON BEHALF OF A CLIENT ARE CONCERNED. PLEASE CHOOSE THE PAST MASTER YOU WOULD LIKE ME TO CHANNEL, OR, IF YOU PREFER, I WILL CHOOSE ONE FOR YOU MYSELF. I NEED THE FOLLOWING INFORMATION BEFORE A SPELL CAN BE CAST: 1.) YOUR FIRST NAME. 2.) YOUR DATE OF BIRTH. 3.) YOUR PLACE OF BIRTH. 4.) THE TYPE OF SPELL AND RESULT YOU ARE SEEKING. PLEASE KEEP THIS SHORT AND TO THE POINT. IF I HAVE ANY QUESTIONS, I WILL CONTACT YOU VIA EMAIL BEFORE PROCEEDING. I AM ONLY ACCEPTING PAYPAL PAYMENTS AT THIS TIME. YOUR SPELL WILL BE CAST WITHIN HOURS OF PAYMENT--IF THERE IS A DELAY FOR SOME REASON, OR ANY ADDITIONAL INFORMATION I NEED, I WILL EMAIL YOU AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. I ASK THAT ALL CORRESPONDENCE AND INQUIRIES BE SENT VIA EMAIL, WITHOUT EXCEPTION!!! IF YOU ARE NOT HAPPY WITH THE RESULTS OF THE SPELL CAST FOR YOU, I WILL REFUND YOUR MONEY PROMPTLY AND COMPLETELY. IS THERE ANY BETTER GUARANTEE THAN THAT? THANK YOU FOR YOUR INTEREST! THE NEXT STEP IS TO ALLOW ME TO HELP YOU WITH THE ASSISTANCE OF ONE OF MY STALWART PAST MASTERS! I AM AT YOUR SERVICE. MR. RODDY copyright 2008 LEGAL DISCLAIMER: EBAY RULES AND LAWS REQUIRE ME TO INFORM MY CLIENTS THAT I CANNOT BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR ANYTHING THAT MAY OR MAY NOT OCCUR DUE TO MY SERVICES. MY SPELLS ARE BEING OFFERED FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY, AND ARE NOT INTENDED AS A REPLACEMENT FOR ANY TYPE OF PROFESSIONAL OR MEDICAL HELP. YOU MUST BE 18 YEARS OF AGE OR OLDER TO PURCHASE.                   Place a Bid!