12 Construction sign ~ flashing ~ FART DETECTOR ALERT! Start Price USD 75.00 Current Price USD 75.00 Time Left - Bid Count 0 Buy It Now Price - Reserve Price - Start Time Monday, August 25, 2008 End Time Monday, September 01, 2008 Location North Massapequa, NY See more about '12 Construction sign ~ flashing ~ FART DETECTOR ALERT!' Description 12 Construction sign ~ flashing ~ FART DETECTOR ALERT! Now this is FUNNY! This auction is for a wholesale case of 12 total "Fart Alert" units. This broadcasts 8 DIFFERENT hilarious fart warnings. You'll have loads of fun with this motion activated Fart Alert! Boy, I would feel bad who would walk past this at the office :) Looks like a hazard warning sign. Approximately 6 inches tall by 4 inches wide. Each unit includes 2 AA batteries and is "motion activated" with 8 different phrases that have horns, sirens, flashing lights, and fart noises. It is very loud and clear! Each comes brand new / factory sealed. These are TOP in quality! Ups shipping so please no po box. International orders are sent Usps. The phrases include: Fart with possible follow through in area… Stay away! Accident ahead! Damaged underwear! Please detour immediately! (Horns) Ass blast measuring 8.5 on the rector scale! (Horn) Fart flavored air in room evacuate immediately! (Fart & gasp) (Multiple fart sounds) sphincter song being played! Disburse the crowd! Call in the paramedics! Exploding ass in the room, run for your lives! (Sirens) Warning! Ass volcano erupting violently! Move to safer ground! (Fart & Horns) Fart detected! Maintain safe distance! Repeat, fart detected! Just how funny is this?? Press play and watch how loud and clear! JUST $75.00 FOR ALL 12 UNITS !!That's just $6.25 a piece!U.S. SHIPPING IS JUST $14.95!ALSO SHIPPING IS 50% OFF ON ANY ADDITIONAL CASES OF 12 FART ALERT SIGNS PURCHASED ( U.S. ONLY )ALL 12 FART ALERT SIGNS ARE:All brand new!Each factory sealed!Each comes with batteries!**** These make GREAT gifts!! ****WE HAVE THOUSANDS IN STOCK AT ALL TIMES!We are proud to offer:As you can see we have a great feedback rating but, we will not be held responsible for any lost goods through the mail without insurance. Although insurance is OPTIONAL it is recommended for your protection. This Delivery Guarantee insurance rate plan by Save A Buck Enterprises will cover you fast guaranteed if in the event of a lost package. Insurance rates are as follows: $1.70 covers up to $50.00 and .75 cents for each additional $50.00 of coverage. We take all auctions very serious. Payment is due no later 8 days from close of auction. After 8 days all non payers will be filed on eBay. We will have an automatic email invoice sent to you just minutes after auction is won with all the info you need to complete your auction(s). If you do not get this email PLEASE CHECK your spam folder. We ship out all packages within 2-3 business days. Thank you and good luck with your bidding! All APO's,AK,PR,HI,GU,VI,& Canadian residents please add $9.99 more onto the U.S. shipping total per 12 fart alert signs.All other countries outside the U.S. add $39.99 more to the U.S shipping total per 12 fart alert signs. REMEMBER SHIPPING IS 50% OFF ON ANY ADDITIONAL CASE OF 12 FART ALERT SIGNS PURCHASED!(THIS SPECIAL OFFER CAN ONLY BE FOR THE U.S.)   When sending in your payment PLEASE be sure add in the CORRECT shipping & handling charge that is STATED on the auction. If paying with PayPal please send payment to our email address sean47@optonline.net (or use PayPal link on auction or email invoice sent) If payment is by check or money order please bill to: Save A Buck Enterprises 122 Sunrise Drive North Massapequa, NY 11758 Live OUTSIDE the U.S.? Please see our shipping above in the "black box" section of listing. You would need add in this extra amount to U.S. shipping total. Payment must be in U.S. funds only.   Affordable Auction Management and Image Hosting Solutions @ inkFrog Place a Bid!